24 of the spiciest emoji for when you definitely mean masturbation

There's something inherently a little silly about using tiny cartoon images to simulate sexual acts.

But we all know the usual sexting suspects by now — eggplant emoji, peach emoji, pointing finger at OK hand symbol emoji. Yawn. Where are the quality masturbation emoji?

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The world's most recognizably phallic veggie may still reign supreme, but it's time to retire the ol' eggplant for a while. It's time to use other elongated food items — may we suggest the banana? Or maybe a bit of meat?

And there are also so many options for vaginal masturbation! All you need to do is get a little creative.

To help you out, we've compiled some emoji that are perfect for subtly sexting your date, having a laugh amongst friends, or quickly alerting your roommate to steer clear of your room for the next hour.

1. Hand + food combo

Masturbation emoji: fist, banana, hot dog Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

2. Pettin' the kitty

Masturbation emoji: wave, cat Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

3. The ol' taco tango

Masturbation emoji: taco, tango Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

4. Orbiting Venus

Masturbation emoji: space, planet Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

5. Meat Beat Mania

Masturbation emoji: fist, drumstick Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

6. Flicking the bean

Masturbation emoji: finger, nuts Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

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7. Shifting the joystick

Masturbation emoji: game controller, joystick, fist Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

8. Blasting off

Masturbation emoji: rocket, fist, squirt Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

9. Just hands... like, every hand emoji

Masturbation emoji: every hand emoji Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

10. Blow your own horn

Masturbation emoji: blow, horn Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

11. Taming the beaver

Masturbation emoji: bear, chains Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

12. Paddling the pink canoe

Masturbation emoji: canoe, hearts Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

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13. Hit the bullseye

Masturbation emoji: finger, bullseye Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

14. Finger blasting

Masturbation emoji: finger, explosion Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

15. Shaking hands with the milkman

Masturbation emoji: shake, cow, milk Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

16. Spank the monkey

Masturbation emoji: spank, monkey Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

17. Ring the bell

Masturbation emoji: bell Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

18. Sweet, sweet honey

Masturbation emoji: honeypot Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

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19. Gushin'

Masturbation emoji: waves Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

20. Choke the chicken

Masturbation emoji: hands spread, chicken Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

21. Make the bald man cry

Masturbation emoji: crying, bald man Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

22. Shower time

Masturbation emoji: shower Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

23. Pinching the dumpling

Masturbation emoji: dumping, pinching hand Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

24. Clowning yourself

Masturbation emoji: clown, eggplant, squirt Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

Give yourself a hand, and try out these emoji combos for yourself. Though you might need to provide an explanation to whoever you're sending them to, really the only important thing is that you know what's going on. 😏

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